Ossifer, I swear!

I'm not entirely sure what my tirade against underage drunkenness is going to look like, but for a few months I've been mentally preparing myself to write a scathing little piece where I tell all of the moronic people I constantly read about in my news feed exactly how spineless they are. I need to be in the right mindset, though. A couple times, I've come close to getting the inspiration I really need to just take off on this and not look back until I have 500 words of bitch-slap, which is what I'm holding out for.
My friends, I've kept my mouth shut. I'm good at that.
But you're really starting to piss me off and completely disappoint me at the same time.
Do you have to live by my standards? No. Actually, I'm not entirely sure that most of you have the balls to.
Should your standards be just a little bit higher for yourself?
I think so.
Can't wait to see some of you next week. If anyone actually reads this post, you may want to shut the hell up in advance.
*hearts*
L.